Sexy University

This is a special college. Sure, it has the normal selection of classes like math, various sciences, theater, history, and all that, and you can take them if you REALLY want to, but they're not why people go here. They're not why the campus has a wall around it to keep out prying eyes, either.
THIS college is where you go if you want to be fucking incredible at fucking. Every aspect of sex and seduction can be trained up to their absolute limits, so that no one will ever find you wanting in the sack ever again. The medical services are top notch (no need to worry about pesky diseases or any other unintended consequences of sleeping around all the time), the dress code in non-existent, the professors are all the tops of their field, and the campus was designed with constant casual hook-ups in mind. This is one school where, when the teacher assigns a lot of homework, NO one complains.
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